This is actual text from an official memo from a district manager at a well-known company.

Who can say what’s wrong with it?

THE MATS HAVE ARRIVED! PLEASE ENSURE THEY ARE DEEP CLEANED NIGHTLY! WITH HOT SOAPY WATER! AND YOUR FLOORS ARE DONE MORE OFTEN THEN THEY ARE NOW, WITH HOT FRESH WATER EVERY 15 MINUTES! IM NOT IMPRESSED SO FAR WITH HOW WE ARE HANDLING THIS. PLEASE STAY ON TOP OF THIS AND EXERTIORS.