What would you do if you received a memo from a manager written exactly this way?

THE MATS HAVE ARRIVED! PLEASE ENSURE THEY ARE DEEP CLEANED NIGHTLY! WITH HOT SOAPY WATER! AND YOUR FLOORS ARE DONE MORE OFTEN THEN THEY ARE NOW, WITH HOT FRESH WATER EVERY 15 MINUTES! IM NOT IMPRESSED SO FAR WITH HOW WE ARE HANDLING THIS. PLEASE STAY ON TOP OF THIS AND EXERTIORS.

What does this memo tell you? Is it effective communication?

How would you write this memo? 

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